The website that took nine months and still doesn’t load properly on a phone.
Why we built XCONS
Every business owner we meet has an agency story.
We built XCONS because we’d watched all of it happen, up close, for years.
We’ve watched it happen to London businesses for years — good companies with good products, paying good money for reports that meant nothing.
Knowing the tricks isn’t the point. Showing you where they are is.
You should be able to read any proposal — ours included — and know what to look for. That’s the standard we hold ourselves to, and it’s where the name comes from.
Stories we've heard, verbatim
The SEO retainer reporting “impressions up 400%” while the phone stayed silent.
The developer who held the hosting login until the final invoice cleared.
The ads account nobody could access because it was opened in the agency’s name.
And how they work
We know how an agency ranks a client for their own company name and presents it as a win. We know how traffic charts get screenshotted at the exact month that flatters them. We know which contracts are written so that leaving costs more than staying. We know why some agencies keep the ad account in their own name, and it isn’t convenience.
Converts, not cons.
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